(Not) Working from Home
/A lot of us work from home these days, so I think it’s about time to discuss why we’re not getting anything done.
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A lot of us work from home these days, so I think it’s about time to discuss why we’re not getting anything done.
Read MoreWe’re most open to hearing another person’s opinion when it’s exactly like ours.
Read MoreLess than .07 percent of the population were born on leap day which makes them rare and exotic, like white buffalo, blue moons and affordable health insurance.
Read MoreEverything in my house is practically new because not long ago everything was old and it all quit working at the same time.
Read MoreSocks peek out beneath pant legs like diamond earrings peeking out from under a fancy hairdo.
Read MoreHearing dogs bark “Jingle Bells” is a once-in-a-lifetime experience by which I mean once in a lifetime is enough.
Read MoreA lot of people think Christmas letters can be honest—or they can be interesting.
Read MoreIf it weren’t for the promise of turkey noodle soup, I’d serve prime rib on Thanksgiving.
Read MoreHalloween isn’t my favorite holiday, partly because it doesn’t involve a day off.
Read MoreThe average American will spend 153 days of their life searching for misplaced belongings—keys, shoes, cellphone. There are days I can’t find my sofa.
Read MoreI’m careful with words like there/their, to/too/two and bare/bear, because to plus too does not equal for and a bear behind is very different from a bare behind.
Read MoreSeveral men wearing matching T-shirts were cramming hot dogs down their gullets like pelicans at a fish hatchery.
Read MoreI still have my watch.. It sits on my wrist like a vestigial organ, though it’s prettier than an appendix.
Read MoreCollectors spend their lives gathering items for their estate sale. Disposers spend their lives giving stuff away. Usually they marry each other
Read MoreWhen you spend thirty billion dollars in May you’re bound to be a little short on cash come June.
Read MoreWe both have veto power in all important decisions in our marriage including where to go to dinner.
Read MoreA friend says cheerfully, “What are you doing?” I say, “I have no idea.”
Read MoreIf I’m going to go mad in March, and there’s a better than one in 9.2 quintillion chance that I will, I can’t blame basketball.
Read MoreYes, absolutely, it’s okay to knit or put in your contacts while you’re in a moving car, but only if you’re the passenger.
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