If it weren’t for the promise of turkey noodle soup, I’d serve prime rib on Thanksgiving.
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When you spend thirty billion dollars in May you’re bound to be a little short on cash come June.
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If I’m going to go mad in March, and there’s a better than one in 9.2 quintillion chance that I will, I can’t blame basketball.
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The last thing I sewed with an actual sewing machine was my thumb, and that has a way of inspiring you to look for other hobbies.
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