I pledge to be respectful to all, even those I believe to be a few chads short of a full ballot.

Dorothy RosbyMay 26, 2025Comment

I don’t hold out much hope for humanity anymore, not since I read that the average person will spend more than six years of their life on social media.

A Bad Case of FOMO

What does it say that no one ever posts pictures of themselves sitting in front of their computer looking at Facebook?

Save Time: Work in Your Pajamas

Men spend less time than women choosing what to wear each morning—which is why I think men should be responsible for cooking breakfast.

FashionDorothy RosbyFebruary 26, 2025fashion, midwestern humorist, clothing Comments

Valentine Verses

Darling, Love is a mystery! And so is the reason you put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard.

Our Heroine Had a Wonderful Day

As usual, our heroine made only wise decisions, and no one bothered her all day long.

Writing lifeDorothy RosbyJanuary 29, 2025poetry, flash fiction, Dorothy Rosby, midwestern humorist Comments

I Like You Very Much. Now Please Go.

Experts estimate that up to 50 percent of us are introverted though no one knows for sure because introverts tend to avoid surveyors

Merry Christmas from the Envyofall Family

There are two things that make me feel like a boring person: writing a Christmas letter and reading everyone else’s.

HolidaysDorothy RosbyDecember 17, 2024Christmas letter, Christmas humor, midwestern humorist, envy Comments

Don’t Decorate and Other Ways to Eliminate Holiday Stress

Nostalgia is just the sense that everything was better if it happened so long ago you can’t remember it accurately.

Paltry Poultry

When I checked the turkey it was as cold as my darling’s heart.

Finally a Barbie that Looks like Me

Here she comes: It’s Medicare Barbie!

Humorous essays, agingDorothy RosbyNovember 7, 2024Barbie, middle age, humor, midwestern humorist Comments

Raking for Humankind

Raking leaves in our yard is like shoveling snow during a blizzard.

HomeDorothy RosbyOctober 22, 2024raking, autumn, yardwork, midwestern humoristComment

My Next Big Adventure

I’ve swum with dolphins. Oh wait. Those were cows, and they weren’t swimming. They were drinking out of the lake I was swimming in.

TravelDorothy RosbyOctober 4, 2024bucket list, adventure, midwestern humorist, travelComment

A Few Steps Short of a Full Walk

A lot of people are obsessed about getting at least 10,000 steps a day—at least they are for the first few days after they get a new fitness tracker.

Dorothy RosbySeptember 17, 2024fitness, midwestern humorist, fitness trackerComment

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Politics

I’ll never call anyone a nitwit. At least not to their face.

PoliticsDorothy RosbySeptember 5, 2024civility, politics, midwestern humorist Comments

Why I Don’t Fold Laundry Anymore

All I need is one TV channel that shows murder and mayhem suitable for folding clothes by.

Dorothy RosbyAugust 23, 2024laundry, mystery, television, midwestern humorist Comments

Kicking the Bucket List

I’ve never skinny dipped and if I had I wouldn’t tell you anyway.

Yachting with Mr. Big

HealthDorothy RosbyJuly 10, 2024big pharma, health humor, midwestern humorist Comments

The Superpowers of the Successful Side Hustler

Writing lifeDorothy RosbyJune 30, 2024side hustle, moonlighting, midwestern humorist, home office Comments

The Rise and Fall of Pantyhose

If a man wants to understand what women endure when they wear pantyhose, he could try wearing his watch around his waist all day.

FashionDorothy RosbyJune 11, 2024fashion, stockings, midwestern humorist, Humor Comments

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and Occasional Ranting by Dorothy Rosby

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