I’d love to hear from you if you enjoy my blog—not so much if you don’t. I’m kidding! (Sort of.) I’m also an author, speaker and syndicated humor columnist. My work appears in publications in eleven states.
You can see the list on the “Editor’s page.” If your local newspaper doesn’t run my column and you think (as I do) that it should, pass my name on to them.
A handsome fella leaps off a speeding train onto the back of a galloping horse at the very moment the train explodes. But that’s not the amazing part. He’s got one leg in a cast, he’s carrying the wounded train engineer and he’s being pursued by masked gunmen. That’s not the amazing part either. What’s truly incredible is that he won’t even win an Academy Award for Best Stunt, and not just because I made the whole thing up.
If you covered a football field with all the guacamole that will be consumed on Super Bowl Sunday, it would be an impressive 11.8 feet deep. I don’t know why you would do that though; it would spoil the game and, more importantly, the guacamole.