It was the best of lists. It was the worst of lists. Also the most, least, biggest, smallest, flattest and roundest of lists.
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Do you ever wonder what you could have accomplished with your life if you hadn’t spent so much of it looking for your car keys? And your reading glasses. And your cellphone, checkbook and TV remote.
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Why do you think God made wind? To blow your leaves into your neighbor’s yard, that’s why.
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If your area is suffering from drought, just hire me to come pitch a tent on your property.
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With good intentions and a little divine intervention, maybe they can be stretched to feed 5000, metaphorically speaking. Maybe our impact can spread like dandelion seeds in the spring or flu germs in an elementary school.
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