One Sock, Two Sock, Red Sock, Blue Sock
/Socks peek out beneath pant legs like diamond earrings peeking out from under a fancy hairdo.
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Socks peek out beneath pant legs like diamond earrings peeking out from under a fancy hairdo.
Read MoreThe average American will spend 153 days of their life searching for misplaced belongings—keys, shoes, cellphone. There are days I can’t find my sofa.
Read MoreA friend says cheerfully, “What are you doing?” I say, “I have no idea.”
Read MoreMore than seventeen million Americans suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia though they seldom admit it, mainly because they can’t pronounce it.
Read MoreI’ve heard so much about oligarchs lately that I couldn’t help wondering if it might be a good career move for me.
Read MoreHad Alexander Graham Bell’s first phone been a smartphone, Watson would have been too busy playing Candy Crush to answer the call.
Read MoreThere’s one thing about the Kentucky Derby that fascinates me: the names of the racehorses. I call my cat Kitty, so you can see why I might be intrigued.
Read MoreDo you ever wonder what you could have accomplished with your life if you hadn’t spent so much of it looking for your car keys? And your reading glasses. And your cellphone, checkbook and TV remote.
Read MoreI have to eat every four or five hours if the people I love are going to continue loving me back.
Read MoreWhy do you think God made wind? To blow your leaves into your neighbor’s yard, that’s why.
Read MoreOne study found that chocolate is associated with reduced risk of cardiovascular disease and stroke. Healthy heart, big butt. I think it’s worth it.
More than 17 million Americans suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia though they seldom admit it, mainly because they can’t pronounce it.
Here’s a nice way to help your Valentine hear your side of things without having to listen to theirs.
Alcohol allows revelers to forget the worst of the past year and start the new one off just as badly.
I realize I’m late getting my Christmas letter out, but there’s a good reason for that: I’m late writing it
Read MoreDon’t slam doors; you never know who might be napping. Don’t ask a woman when her baby is due unless you’re ure she’s pregnant. And be kind to everyone you meet; you never know who might win the lottery next.
Read MoreIt’s possible I’m seeing some human characteristics in my iPhone, but only because she has them. I press the button, and asked, “Siri, are you human?” She says, “Close enough.”
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