I’ve never skinny dipped and if I had I wouldn’t tell you anyway.
Read MoreI desperately want to pull out my phone and tell my Facebook friends where I am. I’m sure they’d love to know I’m having my teeth cleaned today.
Read MoreThe only thing worse than a dead computer is the learning curve on a new one.
Read MoreHad Alexander Graham Bell’s first phone been a smartphone, Watson would have been too busy playing Candy Crush to answer the call.
Read MoreEveryone else in my house is sleeping. Meanwhile, I’m awake writing about sleep, which isn’t nearly as restful.
Read MoreThere are actually YouTube videos demonstrating how to put on nylons. That’s too fussy for me. No one needs a YouTube video to help them put on their pants.
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