If a man wants to understand what women endure when they wear pantyhose, he could try wearing his watch around his waist all day.
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If I’m going to go mad in March, and there’s a better than one in 9.2 quintillion chance that I will, I can’t blame basketball.
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It was the best of lists. It was the worst of lists. Also the most, least, biggest, smallest, flattest and roundest of lists.
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Did you know that ketchup can clean copper and mustard can be used as an exfoliating face mask? Also, they’re both really good on hot dogs.
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I grew up thinking that men invented football just to get out of doing dishes.
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I’m one of those brave souls who regularly tells other people off—when I’m alone in the car on my way home.
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The best thing I can say about this year is that there was plenty of time to clean all my closets. I didn’t, but I had time to.
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It doesn’t seem right to replace a reliable refrigerator just because it occasionally flings a jar of mustard across the room. Nobody’s perfect.
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