Introducing one of my favorite humor writers: Tim Jones
/
If you like my blog—and even if you don’t….
Read More
Big Foot is a Gasbag and He's Living in My House
/
I was planning to write an insightful and informative post on the subject of gasbags, being well-acquainted with many and having been called one myself on more than one occasion. But once again, being insightful and informative proved to be too much for me.
Read MoreRemain Calm
/
I don’t know how you find a needle in a haystack, but I do know how you find one in a carpet. You walk around in stockinged feet for a while; that’s how.
Read More
A Smarter, Fitter, Slimmer, More Organize You in 2018
/
Putting your resolutions on paper will make them seem more doable and make you feel more committed.Also, if you fail, you’ll have your list ready when it comes time to make resolutions next year.
Read More
Things that go woosh in the night
/
One thing I’ve learned watching whodunits is that if you hear strange noises in another part of your house, you should never go investigate, especially if you’re home alone, it’s a stormy night, the power is out and there’s scary movie music playing. Actors do that all the time, and it never ends well for them.
Read MoreFish Sticks and Day Old Bread
/
With good intentions and a little divine intervention, maybe they can be stretched to feed 5000, metaphorically speaking. Maybe our impact can spread like dandelion seeds in the spring or flu germs in an elementary school.
Read MoreSaved by the Bell
/
Either I'm invisible or that clerk is holding out for the shift change so that someone else will have to wait on me.
Read MoreJobs I Could Never Do
/
I’m kind of a “that’s close enough,” kind of person, and that doesn’t work if you’re building bridges, doing brain surgeries or rigging parachutes.
Read MoreA Really, Really Awesome List
/
Over the years, I’ve had a lot of things shift, but I’m not sure my paradigm is one of them.
Read MoreI’m Not Old Until I Say I’m Old
/
Older people are wise and mature. I’m neither wise nor mature, so it stands to reason that I can’t be old either.
Read More