Valentine Verses
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Struggling to say just the right thing to your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day? Try one of the following clever, sentimental verses I’ve come up with. Just select the verse that fits your relationship and copy it onto a heart-shaped piece of red construction paper. Use more than one verse—if you think your relationship can take it.
Your spouse is sure to treasure your simple homemade card as much as any gift, but to be on the safe side, you might want to give one of those too.
Verses for your Valentine
Darling,
Love is a mystery! And so is the reason you put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard.
Sugar Dumpling,
No, that outfit doesn’t make you look fat. Nothing could make you look fat. Now don’t ask me again.
To My Very Fit Spouse,
From this Valentine’s Day forward, I promise to go the extra mile in our relationship if you will go the extra foot. That’s all it would take for you to carry your dirty dishes from the sink to the dishwasher.
My Fashionably Late Love,
You look fine. The house looks fine. Now could we go already?
Beloved,
I promise to stop talking when you’re reading the news on your phone—if you promise to stop reading it at the dinner table.
Sweetie Pie!
We make such a cute couple. I bet we’d look great in a duplex!
My Sentimental Valentine,
It’s so cute how you get attached to your belongings. But shouldn’t you give your old clothes to someone who can fit into them?
Love of My Life,
After all the wonderful years we’ve had together, I feel like I can almost read your mind. Now if I could just read your handwriting in the checkbook.
My Love,
Of course I agree that our home should be clean. But I’d rather my vehicle be clean.
To My Companion on Life’s Highway,
Yes, I think you’re a good driver. And with some coaching from me you could be a great driver.
My Cute Little Couch Potato,
I could sit and stare at you cuddled up in front of the television all day but one of us has to do the laundry.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Honey!
See, I do not always forget!