The Super What?

I grew up thinking that men invented football just to get out of doing dishes.

Dorothy RosbyFebruary 4, 2021Super Bowl, football, Humor, Dorothy Rosby, midwestern humorist Comments

Come Say that to My Face…Mask

I’m one of those brave souls who regularly tells other people off—when I’m alone in the car on my way home.

Dorothy RosbyJanuary 19, 2021COVID-19, Coronavirus, masks, Humor, health and fitness, South Dakota Comments

I Learn the Hard Way so You Don’t Have To

I hope sharing some of the lessons I learned in 2020 will save you from making the same mistakes I made, though I can’t see most people doing that.

That's a Wrap

How to gift wrap a million dollar smartphone.

HolidaysDorothy RosbyDecember 23, 2020Christmas humor, gift wrapping, Christmas gifts, humor, South Dakota Comments

Good Riddance 2020

The best thing I can say about this year is that there was plenty of time to clean all my closets. I didn’t, but I had time to.

Americans Can't Even Agree on When to Serve the Turkey

I have to eat every four or five hours if the people I love are going to continue loving me back.

All the Cars I’ve Loved

Cars are people too!

TravelDorothy RosbyNovember 10, 2020Subaru Crosstrek, Subaru, new car Comments

It's Scary Out There

People who go through haunted houses without jumping obviously have sluggish reflexes and probably shouldn’t operate motorized vehicles.

HolidaysDorothy RosbyOctober 27, 2020Halloween, haunted house, scary, Dorothy Rosby, midwestern humorist Comments

Still Not a Smoker

I racked up 2000 Fitbit steps looking for my phone today. I didn’t find it which means another easy 2000 tomorrow.

Dorothy RosbyOctober 13, 2020midwestern humorist, fitness, Fitbit, South Dakota, health and fitness Comments

Mutterings from the Arboretum

Why do you think God made wind? To blow your leaves into your neighbor’s yard, that’s why.

MarriageDorothy RosbySeptember 29, 2020raking, autumn, good neighbors, Dorothy Rosby, humor, Midwestern Comments

How to Take Your Porcupine to the Vet

Going to the veterinarian is traumatic for our cat which means it’s also traumatic me. Honestly, I’d rather take a bobcat in for shots. Or a Brahma bull.

PetsDorothy RosbySeptember 15, 2020Veterinarian, pet care, cats, porcupines Comments

No More Flying Mustard

It doesn’t seem right to replace a reliable refrigerator just because it occasionally flings a jar of mustard across the room. Nobody’s perfect.

Dorothy RosbyAugust 25, 2020Condiments, refrigerator, household, Dorothy Rosby, Humor, South Dakota Comments

I Was Born to Be Tame

The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is the granddaddy of all bike gatherings. (I know it’s sexist, but calling it the “grandmother” of all bike gatherings might get you killed.)

100% Chance of Rain

If your area is suffering from drought, just hire me to come pitch a tent on your property.

TravelDorothy RosbyJuly 21, 2020camping, camper, rain, travel, Dorothy Rosby, Midwestern, humorous essays Comments

I’m a Bit Fitter Than I Was Before

A fitness tracker, doesn’t know the difference between a walk you take because you’re highly motivated to get some exercise and one you take because you’re highly motivated to find your car keys.