Attack on Modern Conveniences
/Merry Christmas from my washer to yours.
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Thanksgiving is not just about stuffing ourselves. It’s also about getting a day off work. And napping.
Read MoreHad Alexander Graham Bell’s first phone been a smartphone, Watson would have been too busy playing Candy Crush to answer the call.
Read MoreStory problems take something I’m fond of — stories — and turn them into something I’m not fond of at all: math problems.
Read MoreEveryone else in my house is sleeping. Meanwhile, I’m awake writing about sleep, which isn’t nearly as restful.
Read MoreThere are actually YouTube videos demonstrating how to put on nylons. That’s too fussy for me. No one needs a YouTube video to help them put on their pants.
Read MoreWhen I was a child, I daydreamed of living alone in a chicken coop in our backyard. Not the one with the chickens in it. No, my chicken coop would be decked out—and clean.
Read MoreI close my eyes and imagine a sheep jumping over the fence. Then I picture another one and another one until around sheep number 106, I start getting bored and my sheep become increasingly uncooperative.
Read MoreDo you ever wonder what you could have accomplished with your life if you hadn’t spent so much of it looking for your car keys? And your reading glasses. And your cellphone, checkbook and TV remote.
Read MoreIf you answered this question “frequently,” you have too much time on your hands and should come clean my house.
Read MoreI racked up 2000 Fitbit steps looking for my phone today. I didn’t find it which means another easy 2000 tomorrow.
Read MoreWhy do you think God made wind? To blow your leaves into your neighbor’s yard, that’s why.
Read MoreIt doesn’t seem right to replace a reliable refrigerator just because it occasionally flings a jar of mustard across the room. Nobody’s perfect.
Read MoreThe Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is the granddaddy of all bike gatherings. (I know it’s sexist, but calling it the “grandmother” of all bike gatherings might get you killed.)
Read MoreThis is a story about the importance of being flexible. Or maybe it’s about the dangers of vanity. Or being overly cautious or just plain foolish.
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If Mother Nature didn’t intend us to nap, she wouldn’t have made us so sleepy in the afternoon.
One study found that chocolate is associated with reduced risk of cardiovascular disease and stroke. Healthy heart, big butt. I think it’s worth it.
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