One Sock, Two Sock, Red Sock, Blue Sock
/Socks peek out beneath pant legs like diamond earrings peeking out from under a fancy hairdo.
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Socks peek out beneath pant legs like diamond earrings peeking out from under a fancy hairdo.
Read MoreThere are actually YouTube videos demonstrating how to put on nylons. That’s too fussy for me. No one needs a YouTube video to help them put on their pants.
Read MoreSometimes I don’t notice a new thing until it’s an old thing. So you should take my list of The Latest but Not Necessarily the Greatest with a grain of salt…or a slice of bacon.
A pair of jeans you’ve worn so long that the hems are frayed and the knees are threadbare is called “worn out.” A brand-new pair of jeans with frayed hems and threadbare knees is called“distressed,” probably because distressed is how you feel spending good money on a pair of jeans you wouldn’t, in good conscience, donate to a charity thrift shop.
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