How Christmas in July Got Its Start
/A friend says cheerfully, “What are you doing?” I say, “I have no idea.”
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A friend says cheerfully, “What are you doing?” I say, “I have no idea.”
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Read MoreI don’t know how you find a needle in a haystack, but I do know how you find one in a carpet. You walk around in stockinged feet for a while; that’s how.
Read MoreWhen I complained to my friend about the yellow scourge taking over my yard, she told me to be quiet and eat my dandelions. She said dandelions are nutritious, delicious and free. I told her she could have as many as she wanted if she’d just come by and pick them.
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