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"Don’t you have cruise control buddy," I holler at the other driver. "Set it and forget it!" I don’t think he hears me. I give him my “mean stare” as I pass him. I’m not worried about retaliation; I have the confidence that comes with tinted windows.
Read MoreMr. Butler Saunder says he’s nervous about emailing me because it could cost him his job. I won’t email him back to say so, but I sincerely hope it does.
Read MoreA handsome fella leaps off a speeding train onto the back of a galloping horse at the very moment the train explodes. But that’s not the amazing part. He’s got one leg in a cast, he’s carrying the wounded train engineer and he’s being pursued by masked gunmen. That’s not the amazing part either. What’s truly incredible is that he won’t even win an Academy Award for Best Stunt, and not just because I made the whole thing up.
Read MoreIf you covered a football field with all the guacamole that will be consumed on Super Bowl Sunday, it would be an impressive 11.8 feet deep. I don’t know why you would do that though; it would spoil the game and, more importantly, the guacamole.
Read MoreThe following is a true story. Only the facts have been changed to protect the guilty.
Read MoreI made at least one person mad in 2016. There might be more, but one was mad enough to say so.
Read MoreDorothy Rosby. Author. Speaker. Humorist. Rapid City South Dakota. Editors information, speaking engagements, purchase books.
