Early Birds Versus Night Owls
/Some people are morning people. Some people are night people. And some people are only people for a few minutes right around suppertime.
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Some people are morning people. Some people are night people. And some people are only people for a few minutes right around suppertime.
Read MoreYou may have me confused with someone else who’s lost their grip.
Read MoreI don't mean to brag, but I type really fast—way faster than I text. Faster than I think, too, which can be dangerous.
Read MoreDon’t slam doors; you never know who might be napping. Don’t ask a woman when her baby is due unless you’re ure she’s pregnant. And be kind to everyone you meet; you never know who might win the lottery next.
Read MoreTo My Fashionably Late Love, You look fine. The house looks fine. Now could we GO ALREADY?
Read MoreOne Friday morning when I was in college, a certain nice young man asked me on a date for that evening. I agreed without hesitation. There was just one problem. Another not-as-nice young man had already asked me out—sort of.
Read MoreEither I'm invisible or that clerk is holding out for the shift change so that someone else will have to wait on me.
Read MoreYou know that old woman who swallowed a spider to catch the fly, and then a bird to catch the spider, and a cat to catch the bird, and a dog to catch the cat, then a goat, a cow and eventually a horse. And she died of course. Who wouldn’t? Frankly, I’m surprised she lasted as long as she did.
Read More"Don’t you have cruise control buddy," I holler at the other driver. "Set it and forget it!" I don’t think he hears me. I give him my “mean stare” as I pass him. I’m not worried about retaliation; I have the confidence that comes with tinted windows.
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