Let's Drink to Collections

Let's Drink to Collections

Do you ever worry that after you die, your heirs will snoop through your home searching for heirlooms, and they’ll open a cupboard and be knocked to the ground by all the junk you’ve collected over the years? Then they’ll realize that, just as they’d suspected, you really were unstable, and they should probably go ahead and contest your will.

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Things that go woosh in the night

Things that go woosh in the night

One thing I’ve learned watching whodunits is that if you hear strange noises in another part of your house, you should never go investigate, especially if you’re home alone, it’s a stormy night, the power is out and there’s scary movie music playing. Actors do that all the time, and it never ends well for them.

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Distressing Fashion News

Distressing Fashion News

A pair of jeans you’ve worn so long that the hems are frayed and the knees are threadbare is called “worn out.” A brand-new pair of jeans with frayed hems and threadbare knees is called“distressed,” probably because distressed is how you feel spending good money on a pair of jeans you wouldn’t, in good conscience, donate to a charity thrift shop.

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